Ways To Tell If Your Mayor Smokes Crack

– Wants to move voting day to 4:20

– looking to expand economic relations with Columbia

–  Very interested when the head of D.P.W. was talking about a rock slide

– Always looks red faced, out of breath and sweaty. (But that could be Chris Christy)

– Starts his STATE OF THE CITY speech with, “This one time, we were really high when…”

– Is seen buying Visine eye drops by the pallet.

– Last Vacation was in Amsterdam.

– His Autobiography  would be called “Waiting to Inhale”

– Starts seeking advice from Marion Barry.

– Offers to give anyone head for $5.

– Offers to clean up city of all crack



About tretrosi2013

Gymnastics Coach, Gymnastics Educator, Part time stand up comic.
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