– Wants to move voting day to 4:20
– looking to expand economic relations with Columbia
– Very interested when the head of D.P.W. was talking about a rock slide
– Always looks red faced, out of breath and sweaty. (But that could be Chris Christy)
– Starts his STATE OF THE CITY speech with, “This one time, we were really high when…”
– Is seen buying Visine eye drops by the pallet.
– Last Vacation was in Amsterdam.
– His Autobiography would be called “Waiting to Inhale”
– Starts seeking advice from Marion Barry.
– Offers to give anyone head for $5.
– Offers to clean up city of all crack