The coffee you drink

The other day you were introduced to my friend Jeff. The one who serves as a LESSON to my children.

To those who asked- Yes, Jeff is a real live person (for the time being). He has his faults, but don’t we all.

He has always been one of the smartest people I know who continues to bring a smile to my face,

Some more words of Wisdom from Jeff and the conversation that followed.

the penalty for putting shitty faux hazelnut flavored coffee in a community pot with no warnings attached should be a solidly placed kick in the crotchal-area.
Good God! The only possible worse thing would have been to poison me with D-Con laced decaf……

It may have been pointed out that he was not being tolerant, to which he quipped.

“I disapprove of what you Drink, but I will defend to the death your right to drink it”

Everyone is entitled to bad taste. -Like pop-country music.

And to prove his point.

Proof that every country song sounded the same

Me- I take my coffee black and bitter. Like my heart

About tretrosi2013

Gymnastics Coach, Gymnastics Educator, Part time stand up comic.
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