Maybe it is because I am getting older but-
It should be a Rule That-
Suburban white kids from New Hampshire should not be allowed to speak like Inner City African Americans until the Inner City African Americans Speak like Old Rich White Guys.
You Shouldn’t be able to “Like” your own status
If you’re going to put you kid on a leash, you can’t be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them
If an actor gets so much plastic surgery that they’re not quite the same person, they have to change their name so it’s not quite the same name. (Example: “Did you see Lindsey Lowland on SNL last night?” “No, I was watching an Arthur Schwarzegger movie.” “Which one was that?” “You know, that one with Dickie Rourke and Sylvester Scallion.”
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
If your coffee contains crushed ice, whipped cream and flavoring…it’s a milk shake.
What gets on TV should be at least as interesting as what gets recorded by the average security monitor at a convenience store
All “Reality TV” should be put on one channel.
Everyone in the world should get a standing ovation at least once in their lives
I get a feeling I will be revisiting this blog and making additions.